I dunno. I think if I kept this up, I would be frequently changing my status on FB every so often. Having her around is like going high on sugar that it gives you a head-splitting headache.

Will update this if she gets even more hilarious.

- - -

Random stuff about ma mere.

1. Earlier, my mom called Oyi (my sister) "haram" {which means uhh.. *correct me if I'm wrong* "pity" in Arabic} cos my aunt forgot to equip her luggage with underwear.
They only realized that when they got here.

2. My mom loves to call me and my sister "stupid." I'm thinking that this may be her favorite word so far because I think she said that word 6x today.

3. She watched Twilight 5x and is a Cullen-liker.

4. My mom can't borrow any of my clothes cos she thinks my shirts are weird. This might've disappointed her since she got less clothes here to the Phil.
Her conclusion: my sense of fashion is complete rubbish.

5. On the phone a few days ago when she wasn't here yet, she made fun of my SLR's name: Jayden. She made a lame joke how Jayden and Hayden {from Hayden Koh and that woman's scandal} sounds the same. She said that I should name it Hayden instead.

6. Since I wanted to skip my PE midterm tomorrow (Aug 4) due to my fever, I asked my mom to write me an excuse letter. 'til now, she's still writing it. There are 3 crumpled papers on the floor and is writing on the 4th one now, blaming my pen for messing up her already bad handwriting.
{update: she's now pissed at me since she couldn't understand the draft I made for her to copy -_- soooo... she's now writing on the 5th sheet.}

7. Her excuse for her ugly handwriting: she's a frustrated doctor. {trust me, she's not. her handwriting just sucks.}

8. With a curse of relief after consuming five pages of A4 sized paper, she is finally done with the excuse letter.

9. I am now sure about the person whom I inherited my bipolarity from.

I love my mom.